writing 1.21.09

On our recent run to the mother ship I learned, thanks to my art director and our friend Jeremy, that I sound like this:
Omg.
I’m totally donesies.
Poop.
Rar.
omFg
for realsies?
Ummmm
rars
Find the human truth
China
You’re Mom.
Russia.
Love you…mean it.
Rar.
Duh.
Rar.
OMG. OMG. OMG.
Fug.
Yes please.
NO way
Rar
Rar.rar.rar.rar.rar.rar.rar

They referred to this style of speaking as “Salinizations”…you know things you’d only hear out of my mouth over and over. Apparently, I didn’t grow out of the habit of repeating myself like most 10 year olds. But, I like to look at it this way:
I have a branded way of speaking. Yes. Yes, that sounds good. And by the way kids, you’re welcome too. I mean, who else was going to teach you that the word “rar” could really fill in for all eight parts of speech? Certainly not School House Rock – I’ll tell ya that much.

But in all honestly if you someone using the same words in every other sentence, be a homie and let ‘em know. Aight, rars?